WHAT TO WEAR TO A FUNKY PARTY?

Huhu, what the foot? I'm supposed to do my assignment now but can't seem to concentrate. My head is now full of this question:

"what should I wear to the dance party so that I can follow the dress code without having to sacrifice my own identity?"

See, I'm just not meant to be funky. I don't wear funky. I'm not funky. Never in this lifetime have I ever been funky.

And the dress code for the party is: Street Style.

Double OMG. Owako owako.

This is a very serious problen *hi Cathy Ling*

So, I typed "Street Style" in Google to find some ideas of possible outfits for the party. And it scared the hell out of me to find this:

Seriously, you expect me to wear something like THAT??

I actually thought of wearing something like this:

But after realizing how my tummy will be the center of attention throughout the night, I moved on.

Anybody, help me, please?!?